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- Car Phun
- By: Long John Silver
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- How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest
- someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your
- spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue
- tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to
- school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter
- and then put it directly underneath his car door handle.
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- Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he
- made it to his car in time.
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- Remove his muffler and pour approximately 1 Cup of gas in it. Put
- the muffler back, then wait till their car starts. Then you have a
- cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter.
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- This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top
- air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank.
- Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why
- your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes
- time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house
- and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're
- into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it.
- They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others, but
- the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard.
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- eof
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